I got one of those email messages that had been forwarded more than a dozen times. So, I’ve no idea who to attribute these to, probably some late-night show comedian. But, they are funny!

The economy is so bad that:

• CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
• Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
• Jewish women are marrying for love.
• Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren’t paying their taxes.
• Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.
• McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
• Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
• A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
• The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
• People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
• Motel Six won’t leave the light on.
• The Mafia is laying off judges.
• A funeral director committed suicide because he needed the business.
• My cat sold my dog to a Chinese restaurant.

And finally … Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, great idea …the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.